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Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Farms Harvested:	858

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2761
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	2803	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Items Found:	1291
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6970
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8718	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	698	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!