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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9482 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 410 |
Emeralds Found: | 2861 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8843 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.