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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 702633 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.
plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest
