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“Why Is He Afraid To Talk About Chainlink?” Minecraft SMP

afraid, Altcoin, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, fear, Investment, market, market analysis, Minecraft, oracle, price volatility, SECURITY, smart contracts, smp, speculation, Talk, Technology, transparency

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Buildings Constructed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bounding by, followed by a group of dancing creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But that’s not all – we have quests that will have you traveling to the far reaches of the Minecraft world, encountering strange and hilarious characters along the way. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a chicken that can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why is he afraid to talk about Chainlink? Because once you join our server, you’ll be so busy having a blast that you won’t be able to stop talking about it! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

What is the IP for MrDalekJD Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

MrDalekJD, also known as Dalek or Liam McKinnon, is a popular British YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly focused on the Call of Duty franchise. With over 2 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, MrDalekJD has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for his entertaining commentary and in-depth analysis of game mechanics. In addition to his YouTube channel, MrDalekJD also streams regularly on Twitch, engaging with his audience and showcasing his gameplay skills.

Winland server Minecraft

Adventures, Base Defense, Battles, Combat, Competition, Custom Mobs, custom texture pack, Events, Features, Guns, Minecraft, Raids, Server, strategy, weapons, Winland

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server on version 1.19.4! Here you will find a custom texture pack that completely transforms the game world, making it more colorful and detailed. Unique custom mobs with new abilities and behavior will add variety to the gameplay. Regular events and large-scale battles will not let you get bored. Many new types of weapons and guns for combat and base defense. Raids on other players’ bases are allowed, which adds an element of strategy and competition. Join us and immerse yourself in the unique world of Minecraft with new features and adventures!

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Cousin’s Dating Drama Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Communication, confusion, cousin, cousins, DATING, Drama, family, feelings, girl, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, Personal, perspective, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes – including your cousin’s dating life! Join us for a chance to witness some truly bizarre love triangles and scandalous relationships unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by the drama! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this juicy gossip!

Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

Apprentice, artistic choice, baldness, behaviour, Darth Vader, Deals, exaggerated, film stock, FILTERS, Funeral, Genetic, Hypocrite, inspite, Kino, liposuction, mentor, Minecraft, narrative thesis, outlandish, Roy Cohn, savage state of nature, smp, subjective truth, trump, winning, wordplay

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4420	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

audience misbehavior, audience misbehavior incidents, bad viewer behavior, bad viewer conduct, Corner, CREEPERS, degenerate behavior, degenerate viewer actions, disrespectful behavior from viewers, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful viewer behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conduct from viewers, inappropriate viewer behavior, Minecraft, Server, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable behavior from viewers, unruly behavior, unruly viewer behavior, viewer misconduct, viewer misconduct incidents

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	267	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Get ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our players are so wild, they once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! But that’s not all, our community is so crazy that one time, someone dressed up as a creeper and tried to blow up the entire server – luckily, they only managed to blow up their own house! If you’re looking for non-stop laughs and epic fails, then this is the place for you. Join us now and see just how degenerate things can get!

CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

C-list, CEO, CEO erotica, ceos, Destroying, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, hilarious, INFORMATION, jerkwad, leaked, Life, likes, Minecraft, Personal, Private, Public, public life, reputation, right wing, ruined, scandal, scandalous, smp, tumblr

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

character design, Characters, cheer up, Classic Characters, Entertainment, escapism, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, iconic characters, lara croft, Minecraft, new vidya, Nostalgia, Server, strong female characters, Ugly, ugly characters, Video game characters, video games, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, Cultural differences, cultural identity, demographics, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European, geography, germs, heritage, History, Minecraft, Nationality, Nords, regional identity, slavs, smp, social perceptions, societal labels, Stereotypes, Western Europe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Ancient Races Minecraft Server

#Finns, Ancestry, Ancient, ancient civilizations, arab, crackers, Devils, Extinct, greece, History, Korean, larp, man, meds, migrated, Migration, Minecraft, Mythology, oldest races, Original Finns, Races, Rome, Server, yakub spawn

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!