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BloodyBroBedSwap

bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, Siblings

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

DriveByCraft SMP

Adrenaline, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car technology, commuting, DriveByCraft, Driving, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, road trips, scenic routes, smp, SPEED, traffic, Transportation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraftHits

Ballads, CryCraftHits, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, melancholic tracks, moving music, poignant tunes, sad songs, sentimental music, songs that make you cry, sorrowful melodies, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tracks, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching songs, weepy tracks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

concerns, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic outlook, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, Government, inflation, international relations, News, Politics, putin, recession, Reuters, russia, Russian economy, sanctions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	2228
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

Sun Locator’s Blindness

Astronomy, Blindness, celestial body, Focus, Gaze, glare, locate, Locators, looking, momentary confusion, natural light, Observation, optical illusion, Perception, Phenomenon, radiant, Sight, Solar, Sun, temporary blindness, VISIBILITY, vision

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3235
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!

Crafty Science Minds

Accuracy, Analysis, beauty, collaboration, Crafty, data, discovery, Evidence, experimentation, Hypothesis, innovation, inter-connection, knowledge, Minds.., Observation, peer review, progress, research, Science, Scientific method, self-correction, theory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7581
Enchantments Applied:	130	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mix science with chaos and create the most mind-blowing experiments you’ve ever seen! ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while shooting lasers from your eyes? well now you can! our server is filled with crazy mods and wacky plugins that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

we have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant creatures and unleash them on unsuspecting players. or if you’re feeling more chill, you can relax in our hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

but that’s not all! we also have weekly events like the infamous “explosive sheep rodeo” where players compete to see who can ride a sheep the longest before it explodes. trust us, it’s a blast!

so come join us on our server and let your inner mad scientist run wild. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get up to!

BudderCraft

bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, Cheating, Clients, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Features, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, Mods, Network, ONLINE, Prevention, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	162465
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	751	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points
1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
3. Foster a friendly community regardless of skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specified mods under Badlion Client and Lunar Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
What is the server’s policy on toxic behavior?	Rude behavior, especially personal attacks, will not be tolerated. Toxicity may lead to a ban.
What is the policy on large scale farms?	Large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay strategy are strictly prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	No, but it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

If you’re interested in joining, connect to the server using the IP below:

IP (Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Elderly Ebony Enclave 1.20.4

1.20.4, age gap, Black women, Confidence, Diversity, ebony, Elderly, empowerment, enclave, encouragement, Experience, fetish, guidance, Interracial Relationships, kink, mature women, Mentorship, Older Women, seduction, sexual experience, sexual exploration, Support, taboo, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG, imagine logging into this Minecraft server and BAM, there’s a hot chick ready to be your mentor! She’ll teach you how to survive and thrive in the blocky world, AND she’ll even cheer you on as you lose your Minecraft virginity! Who needs diamonds when you can have this kind of support?! Join now for a wild ride of mentorship and…other perks.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

birthday neglect, Boundaries, communication breakdown, CraftyFam, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, feeling used, gift giving, Granddaughter, grandparenting, lack of effort, Minecraft, parenting, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, social media drama, step-daughter, step-family, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3791	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any drama like this crazy stepdaughter situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with fun and laughter, no toxic family members allowed!

Reasons to join our server: – No one will use their baby as a pawn to manipulate you into giving gifts – You won’t have to beg for attention or gifts, because we value you just the way you are – We promise no fake Facebook posts about family drama, just pure Minecraft fun – Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a supportive Minecraft community

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly epic gaming experience! You won’t regret it, we promise.

PocketCheckFailCraft

airpods, Basket, bathroom, cleaning, clothes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cooking, empty pockets, household chores, husband, Keys, Laundry, Marriage, PocketCheckFailCraft, pockets, relationship, responsibilities, SAHM, wallet, washing machine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	109
Buildings Constructed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any messy laundry piles like in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of household chores by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

On our server, you can roam free and explore endless landscapes filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. And don’t worry, there are no pesky husbands leaving their clothes all over the place here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to do laundry when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead? Let’s get crafting!