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KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2065	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	2147
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	834757	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	79
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5547
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?