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Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	21	New Chunks Explored:	941143
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	8609
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2204	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1374	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	808	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!