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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 382744 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 7477 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
