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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

DustBusters: Where Creeper Explosions and Drama Unravel in the Most Hilarious Ways!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Potions Brewed:	171	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious events that have been happening.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players by blowing up their carefully crafted builds. But don’t worry, they’re just misunderstood and are actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you’re feeling brave, you can join our quest to uncover the secrets of the server’s past and discover what really happened when the dust settled. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	763995
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crops Grown:	3272
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

Assumptions, belonging, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, exclusion, heritage, identity crisis, inclusion, melting, Multiculturalism, pixelated, Pot, Questioning, Race, representation, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	330282	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	193338
Buildings Constructed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

Anymore, coping strategies, depression, Despair, emotional, emptiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hopeless, Loneliness, Lost, makes, me, mental health, Nothing, numbness, Pain, Sadness, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ores Mined:	721
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!