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Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	8277	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	192
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Void Armor Forged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	243547	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	7717	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.