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SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	84
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

beyond repair, communication breakdown, coping with heartbreak, CraftyLove, emotional disconnect, irreparable damage, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship, relationship advice, Repair, seeking advice, seeking closure, seeking help, seeking therapy, self reflection, Server, signs of a failing relationship, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, deep strikes, defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political tension, restrictions, russia, Server, southern Ukraine, territorial dispute, Ukraine, US, Zelensky

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

anger, children, Conflict, Crisis, Die, Diplomacy, emotions, Grief, Humanity, Justice, kill, leadership, Peace, president, putin, slayer, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

addiction, advertising, alcohol advertisements, alcohol consumption, alcohol urges, Behavior, CravingCraft, cravings, drink, exposure, findings, Impact, influence, Marketing, national broadcasts, preferred beverage, research, responsibly, risky drinking behaviors, sports, sports broadcasts, study, television

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

CuriousCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, codependency, controlling behavior, CuriousCraft, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, intrusive thoughts, mental health, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, personal boundaries, possessive behavior, possessiveness, privacy invasion, psychological issues, Relationship Red Flags, Server, STALKING, toxic relationships, unhealthy attachment, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner detective skills and stalk your crush’s entire family, find their address, hobbies, and even their ancestry! Who needs love when you can have all this juicy information instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From building giant statues of your crush to organizing secret missions to uncover their deepest secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of being a master stalker in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

IndieCraft Minecraft Server

app store, game advertising, game design, game development, game development costs, game distribution, Game Downloads, game marketing, Game Promotion, game publishing, game revenue, game sales, google play, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, IndieCraft, Minecraft, mobile games, mobile gaming industry, monetization, Server, small indie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	75528
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end in Minecraft just to earn a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, you can make REAL money just by playing the game! That’s right, we’ve partnered with a secret underground organization that pays you in cold hard cash for every creeper you blow up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be rolling in riches faster than you can say “block party!”

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be raking in the dough on ours? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in the world!

AddictCraft Minecraft Server

AddictCraft, addictive behaviors, binge watching, caffeine addiction, comfort food, emotional eating, excessive screen time, fast food, guilty pleasures, Junk Food, lack of exercise, late night snacking, Minecraft, procrastination, self-destructive habits, Server, smoking, social media addiction, stress eating, sugar cravings, sugary drinks, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habits

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

MissileMayhemCraft

Accountability, Bellingcat, civilian casualties, Conflict, Evidence, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Journalism, Justice, military intervention, Misinformation, MissileMayhemCraft, Ohmatdyt Children’s Hospital, Propaganda, russian aggression, Russian missile strike, Tragedy, Truth, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!