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MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Towns Built:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Votes:	3603	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4310	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Villages Defended:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.