Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

PreggoCraft: Flu Fiasco!

Autism Spectrum Disorder, child development, Complications, fetal neurodevelopmental disorders, Fiasco, flu, health, immune system, influenza, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal illness, mental health, neurological disorders, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, prenatal care, Prevention, Risk, schizophrenia, vaccination

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! you catch the flu. but not just any flu, oh no. this flu is so bad, it’s like, giving you superpowers or something.

next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.

you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.

so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!

RedGem: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend… until someone steals them!

Adventure, base building, Challenges, Community, cooperation, creativity, diamonds, Discord, experienced player, Friend, Friendly, gaming experience, Girls, Helpful, Kingdom, Projects, PvP, RedGem, rules, smp, Staff, starting out, stealing, Steals, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7298

Welcome to RedGem SMP!

This is a Minecraft server where players come together to embark on adventures, build bases, and participate in exciting challenges. Whether you are an experienced player or just starting out, there is always something new to discover in RedGem SMP.

We encourage cooperation and creativity. Team up with other players to realize impressive projects or go solo and build your own kingdom. The possibilities are endless.

RedGem SMP help us make a friendly and helpful community. and team that is always ready to assist you and ensure your gaming experience is as enjoyable as possible. We have established a few rules to ensure everyone has a good time:

No stealing.
Follow the instructions of the staff.

We hope you have a great time on RedGem SMP. Join us today and start your adventure!

Link to our Discord: https://discord.gg/JGtqzMwt5j

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by entering the server IP address in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have rules against stealing and require players to follow the instructions of the staff.
Can I team up with other players?	Absolutely! We encourage cooperation and teamwork on RedGem SMP.
How do I report an issue or concern?	You can contact our staff through Discord or in-game chat to report any problems.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for combat.

EnviroCraft Server

Atmospheric, detailed environments, Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, Exploration, Game, game atmosphere, game design, game development, Game experience, game immersion, game narrative, game world, Immersive, Interactive, narrative, Server, storytelling, video game, Visual Storytelling, world-building

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a virtual choose-your-own-adventure book, with environmental storytelling that will blow your mind. Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest and suddenly stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking animals and magical treasures. Or maybe you’re exploring a snowy mountain peak and come across a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

adult chat, arousal, Crafty, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic, explicit content, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, intimate conversation, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, naughty talk, Nurse, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a server like no other, where you can post your kinkiest tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ fap session with your fellow players.

In our Nurse on Duty edition, you’ll have the pleasure of being healed by our resident sexy nurse whenever you take damage in-game. But be warned, she might just be a little too eager to give you a sponge bath…

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can explore your wildest fantasies while building epic structures and battling mobs? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.

So come on and join us at /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, if things get a little too steamy).

SisWeddingMC Server

arguments, aruba, Commitment, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Going, Invitation, Marriage, October, photographer, plus one, relationship, Rude, Server, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingMC, Upset, WIBTA, Wife, Without

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 40M who found himself in a sticky situation with his 40F wife over a wedding invite!

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle in our server, when suddenly your virtual wife starts demanding a plus one to a virtual wedding in Aruba! Will you choose to be the photographer and stick to your commitment, or will you face the wrath of your virtual wife’s fury? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and outrageous scenarios along the way!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and chaos like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, and where even the most mundane situations can turn into a hilarious adventure!

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this 40M’s wedding invite dilemma. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSibsNoShare

back to school, child’s belongings, children’s needs, classroom etiquette, communication with ex, CraftyStepSibsNoShare, donated supplies, family dynamics, labeling, Parental Responsibility, personal boundaries, personal items, school expenses, school policies, school supplies, sharing, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, stepsiblings, supply organization, teacher communication

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and supplies? Look no further than our server, where we believe in labeling your items and not being forced to share with your stepsiblings!

Join us and never worry about your crayons or color pencils getting ruined by rough kids again. Our server is a safe space for all your personal supplies, no sharing required!

We’ve even had parents contacting us about the importance of not making their kids share supplies with their stepsiblings. One parent even went as far as saying they’re not responsible for providing for their ex’s stepkids – and we totally get it!

So if you’re tired of being called a selfish bitch for wanting to keep your supplies to yourself, join our server and let your creativity flow without the fear of your sharpener getting destroyed by a stepbrother. Trust us, it’s a crayon-tastic time!

SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, aspiration, Celebrity, Curiosity, daydream, dream, envy, Escape, Experience, Exploration, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, imagination, role reversal, switch lives, SwitchLifeSMP, transformation, WhoUWant, Wishful thinking, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8120
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	4799
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	813219	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	889	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

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