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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3082 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.