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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2376 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Crops Grown: | 6303 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!