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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	307	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Items Found:	6352

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchantments Applied:	172	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	1952	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	7585

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.