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Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

alcohol, club, Cultural differences, double standards, Fight, fondling, Friendship Dynamics, Gender Roles, harmful behaviors, heteronormativity, Homophobia, Kissing, male bonding, male friendship, Masculinity, party culture, peer pressure, Snowball, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, White, white majority countries

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	733	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4761
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	6064	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.