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IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Votes:	7754	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7401
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Potions Brewed:	112
Zombie Dances:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Animals Bred:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	392144

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	1673
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	947154
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	1484
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6505
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!