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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
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