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KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

alt women, Angry, attraction, conservative men, control, CraftyChick, desire, double standards, Ella Emhoff, empowerment, feminism, FEMINIST, free-spirited, liberal, liberal feminist, Minecraft, Misogyny, rural PA, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

B1G, blocky, bug tracker, Builders, Compendium, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, New hero release, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, United, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6424
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	4361

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyAI Fun Land

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crops Grown:	1360
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have AI help you dominate in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the most advanced AI technology known to man (and creepers).

Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).

But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

#AsukaShikinamiLangley, #CoopGatekeeper, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #EvangelionCollab, #FullBurstDay, #GameDownload, #GeneralInfo, #MariMakinamiIllustrious, #MisatoKatsuragi, #NikkeGeneral, #ReiAyanami, #SimRoomOverclock, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, #UpcomingEvents, codes, FAQ, Minecraft, NikCraft, Server, soloraid, update

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!