MyCuteWifeCraft

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

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HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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AncestorCraft

AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, tradition

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

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Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!

1.21, act, adulting, Afk, age requirement, AGES, big farms, Cheating, Death Heads, dont, Duping Machines, Dynmap, Escape, escapism, Essentials, France, Graves, Griefing, GSit, hacked clients, java, Mature, NSFW, Paris, Player Base, Server version, smp, Spawn, stealing, stress, voice chat
Overview

Server Name Escapism

Features Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

Commonly Asked Questions

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.

What age do you have to be to join?

Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.

What is the server version?

The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.

Our Rules
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.
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YouthCraft Minecraft Server

ageless, Carefree, childlike, Energetic, exuberant, Forever Young, fun-loving, Heart, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, playful, Server, Spirited, vibrant, young, young at heart, young mindset, YouthCraft, Youthful, youthful energy, youthful outlook, youthful spirit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those who are young at heart (or just immature like us)! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Tony’s Tiny AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Minecraft, Server, Tiny, Tonys

If you’re tired of boring old wrestling matches in Minecraft, come join our server where Tony is booking the matches! Imagine a world where Steve is suplexing Creepers and Herobrine is hitting people with steel chairs. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).

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PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!

10, 16 years, 40, anger, apartment, Cash, Discussed, extended stay, Guilt, Habit, kitchenette, Laundry, not tipping, partner, pizza delivery driver, Pizzacraft, required, saving money, shame, tip, Tipping

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!

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MinecraftMayhem: Overhyped Flicks

award winning movies, binge-worthy shows, Box Office Hits, cinematic trends, cult classics, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, flicks, mainstream entertainment, media analysis, MinecraftMayhem, movie opinions, overhyped, overrated movies, overrated TV shows, popular films, popular television series, television fandom, TV Show Reviews, TV show trends, universally loved movies, universally loved TV shows

Are you tired of being surrounded by sheep who think the same boring movies and shows are the best thing since sliced bread? Then come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the underdogs of entertainment! We have a secret underground bunker where we host movie nights featuring the most obscure and underrated films and TV shows. From a documentary about the history of dental floss to a rom-com starring a sentient toaster, we’ve got it all! Join us and expand your horizons beyond the mainstream garbage that everyone else is obsessed with. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a failed reality TV star who will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for rare in-game items. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the weirdness!

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Belarusian TerrorCraft Server

Belarus, Belarusian, Capital Punishment, crime, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, european union, extradition treaty, foreign affairs, German citizen, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, judicial process, judicial system, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, mercenary activities, political tensions, Server, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.

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WildfireWarriorsMC

air quality, Canada, climate change, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, disaster management, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental impact, extreme weather, firefighting, natural disasters, North America, Problem, smoke, US, Wildfires, WildfireWarriorsMC

lol so like, this server is lit like those wildfires in Canada, but in a good way, ya know? we were not prepared for how epic it is, just like Canada wasn’t prepared for those crazy wildfires. but instead of smoke being a problem, it’s like a party on this server. join us for some wild adventures and insane builds. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

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UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

affordability, budget-friendly, Cheaper, clothing, cost effective, Deals, DISCOUNTS, fashion, intimate apparel, lingerie, new, pre-owned, savings, secondhand, shopping, Thrift, undergarments, UnderwearCraft, used, Value, Women’s Underwear

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

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Server Name	Escapism
Features	Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials

Overview

Commonly Asked Questions

Where is the server located?

What age do you have to be to join?

What is the server version?

Our Rules

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.