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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4573 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!