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NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully acceptance, aging gracefully acceptance of mortality, aging gracefully confidence, aging gracefully diet, aging gracefully exercise, aging gracefully experiences, aging gracefully lifestyle, aging gracefully mindset, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully reflections, aging gracefully self-care, aging gracefully self-love, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging gracefully wisdom, aging process, BoomerGamer, getting older, Minecraft, signs of aging, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Enchantments Applied:	269
Emeralds Found:	8612	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

acceptance, Adventure, aging, BoomerCraft, changes, Experience, growth, health, Maturity, Mental, perspective, Physical, PREPARED, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, society, Stereotypes, Truth, unexpected, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

Territory30%GoneLOL

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, land disputes, Military, national security, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political strategy, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, Territory30GoneLOL, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Farms Harvested:	973	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Boogaloo, Chaos, Crates, creeper, Curly, Discord Channel, Discord Chatting, Edition, Electric, Geyser, Heads, Help Menu, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, Multi-platform play, Player Warps, player-owned economy, Rtp, Sequel, Server, smp, Square, Tpa, Viaversion, Website

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
QoL Enhancements	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with chat integration
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I participate in the player economy?	Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
Are there special events or rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
Is there 24/7 help available?	Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	3497	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crops Grown:	7143	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty