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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crops Grown:	6211	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	513
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	6671	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	178	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.