My penis is small – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyMind
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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

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Digimon General Minecraft Server
Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!
Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!
And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, smp
Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?
2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.
4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!
So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

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DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace
Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

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AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

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BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote
so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases
join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.
we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.
if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.
don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

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LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server
administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version
Hello Minecraft fans!
We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?
Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.
What awaits you at Longway?
– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!
– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!
– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!
And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!
Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!
We are waiting for you and your friends!
IP: longway.fun
Port: 25668
Version: 1.21
Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨
longway.fun:25668

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Thug Life Minecraft Server
Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation
Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.
Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.
So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

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