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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ores Mined:	3084
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crops Grown:	8598	Rainbows Spotted:	10

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Animals Bred:	104
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	184
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mines Excavated:	4872	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	937299
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202