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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the zombies break out into dance parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant cows that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with the press of a button.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Episode 2 coming soon, where we’ll introduce flying pigs and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
