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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

    Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 23.109.46.153:25678
    Description Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is it? Simple hardcore
    Is natural regeneration allowed? No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
    Are hacking and cheating allowed? No hacking is allowed
    Are there any map resets or borders? No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
    Is there a whitelist? No, there is no whitelist
    Is pay to win allowed? No, there is no pay to win system
    Any recommendations for players? Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

    If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

    But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

    So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

    TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

    FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

    So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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