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Astoria RP
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Astoria Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP
Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Features Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Ad Astoria?
We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server emphasizing diplomacy and world-building. Players can create characters based on extensive written lore and establish towns and nations.
What is the server’s lore?
The continent of Aethelwyn was sustained by Pillars of Creation until they shattered, unleashing the Void. The continent splintered, beasts rose, and chaos reigned.
How do I join the server?
Join the discord, apply in #apply-here, and submit a character in #character-submission. Be sure to read the rules before applying.
What are some unique features of the server?
- A revive system for fallen teammates
- Dynmap Towny for claiming and diplomacy
- SiegeWar addon for war
- Custom races and skill leveling
Discord: Join our Discord server
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Server Type	Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Features	Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills

Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

What is the server’s lore?

How do I join the server?

What are some unique features of the server?