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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7113 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!