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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1798 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5052 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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