VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2009
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	2780
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

LovebirdMineCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	741374	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

InstaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Details

Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

About Us

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

What’s New

Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.

Features

Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are

Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has InstaCraft been around?	InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong.
What is the vision of InstaCraft?	InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
What are some key features of InstaCraft?	Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay.
How can I join InstaCraft?	You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord.
Are there rules in place on InstaCraft?	While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes (7.05) include updates like adding flying pigs and exploding chickens – because why not?

Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

IntimidatingCopsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are the police in your country so intimidating that you’d rather escape to a Minecraft SMP where the only law enforcement is a pack of wild wolves? Join us for a chance to live in a world where the only handcuffs are made of pixelated blocks and the only crime is not building epic structures. Say goodbye to real-life police drama and hello to virtual adventures where the only sirens you hear are from creepers exploding. So come on, join us and leave your fear of the police behind in the dust… or should I say, in the pixelated blocks!

Potion Purge Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where throwing away expired medications is considered a crime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate the heroes who take charge of their medicine cabinets!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community that values cleanliness and organization, even if it means making a hilarious video of yourself throwing away cough drops and Ibuprofen. Who knew cleaning out the medicine cabinet could cause so much drama?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure where throwing away expired medications is the ultimate act of rebellion. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take charge of your medicine cabinet, no matter the consequences!

PropertyFlipperCraft

Cabin, Communication, Conflict, decision, Distance, emotions, family, Father, Financial, grandchildren, Grief, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial, Property, PropertyFlipperCraft, relationship, Retirement, SELLING, Siblings, Son

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and explore our virtual cabins, where you can create your own legacy and build memories with your virtual family. Who knows, maybe your son will block you in the game too if you sell the cabin!

Don’t worry about taxes and insurance here, because in our Minecraft world, everything is free! Sell your virtual property and use the money for retirement in the game, where the possibilities are endless.

And if your son can’t afford to buy the cabin in real life, maybe he can earn enough virtual coins on our server to purchase it here! Who knows, maybe he’ll even bring his new virtual baby to visit you in the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be anything you want to be, even if it means being a virtual cabin owner with a dramatic family story!

StinkySteve in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the smell of your own farts! Our server is equipped with special plugins that make all bodily odors disappear in a puff of rainbow-scented smoke. Say goodbye to stinky situations and hello to fresh air and adventure!

Once, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into their base, causing a stench so foul that even the Ender Dragon gagged. But thanks to our quick-thinking admin team, the pigs were banished to the Nether and the base was cleansed with enchanted air fresheners.

So if you’re tired of holding your nose while playing Minecraft, come join us and breathe easy in our odor-free world!

CreeperParenting101

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with teen mom drama and parenting tips galore! Who needs a village to raise a child when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive players ready to help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost baby who will give you parenting advice in exchange for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

BradleyCraft: Evacuate & Conquer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol this server is lit af, like ukraine evacuating troops with a Bradley fighting vehicle level of lit 🔥🔥🔥 join this server if u wanna experience the most epic battles and crazy adventures in minecraft history! we got dragons flying around like they own the place and creepers that actually tell jokes (spoiler alert: they’re not very funny). plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make anything happen with just a flick of their wand (or mouse click, whatever). so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created!

ChapterZeroCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

u wanna join dis server cuz it got more diamonds den a rich granny’s jewelry box. we got creepers dat do the macarena and zombies dat breakdance. our villagers are so swaggy dey wear gucci robes. u can ride pigs into battle and have a pet chicken dat lays golden eggs. we got a secret underground disco where skeletons drop sick beats. join us if u wanna have a blast, cuz dis server is lit like a creeper explosion. come on in and let’s mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

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