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BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, brother, BroWeddingGate, Communication, Conflict, disinterest, Disrespect, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, self worth, Support, uninvited, UninvitedAF, validation, Wedding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!

SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	8067	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7171
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	6930	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!