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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7834 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
