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HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	324680	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	2101
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6699	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Votes:	5434
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8858

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	1005
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?