Murika Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Legal 15 Girls Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 year old girls, age of consent, America, consent, discrimination, equality, fat, gay America, Girls, Laws, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Murika, old bitches, RIGHTS, Server, society, Stereotypes, teenagers, Ugly, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where 15-year-old girls are only legal in certain places? Well, look no further because on our server, 15-year-old girls are legal EVERYWHERE! Say goodbye to the restrictions of gay America and hello to a world where Murika is filled with fat, ugly old bitches who can’t touch you! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal shenanigans and outrageous adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VibeCraft

back, bright side, cheerful, chuuba, Feel-Good, Good Mood, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Happy, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, positivity only, Smile, spread happiness, Thread, Uplifting, VibeCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your blocky head spins? Well, look no further because this server is where all the chuubas hang out! Our players are so hilarious, they make creepers explode with laughter.

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re back in your mom’s basement eating Cheetos and gaming all night long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chuuba in the server, you’ll be granted unlimited diamond armor and a pet pig that can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the most lolzy Minecraft server around. And remember, happiness is just a chuuba away! 🤪💥🐷

Noob Haven 69

ever, happens.., Haven, Long, noob, Nothing, nothing ever happens, Trail

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Tired of all the drama and chaos in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! That’s right, you can finally mine and build in peace without any interruptions or crazy events.

Join us for the ultimate chill experience where you can relax, unwind, and just enjoy the simple pleasure of placing blocks. Rumor has it that our server is so calm and quiet, even the creepers have taken a vow of silence.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a complimentary stack of diamond blocks and a pet chicken that can bake you cakes on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a unicorn with rainbow powers, so you’ll always be safe from any potential boredom or dull moments.

So why wait? Come join us on the most uneventful Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to resist the temptation to take a nap in your cozy pixelated bed.

– “Ok BoomerCraft” – “BoomerBlock” – “BoomerCrafters” – “BoomCraft” – “BoomerZone” – “The Boomer Server” – “BoomerVille” – “BoomerLand” – “The Boomer Experience” – “Boomer Blitz”

Aging population, baby boomers, Blitz, BOOMCRAFT, boomer, BoomerBlock, BoomerCraft, BoomerCrafters, BoomerLand, Boomers, BoomerVille, BoomerZone, cultural shift, Diversity, Economic prosperity, education, Experience, generation, Healthcare, History, Impact, Legacy, Longevity, political influence, Remembered, Retirement, Server, social change, society, technological advancements, Workforce

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3955	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	9439
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	682522	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where boomers roam free, talking about the good old days of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between boomers and millennials as they fight for control of the server. Will the boomers be remembered as heroes or villains? Only time will tell! So join us now and be a part of Minecraft history in the making!

NikkeCraft – Trendy server for all things Nikke #2102 #Minecraft #Lolzy

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, Costume Passes, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Links, LOLzy, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikg, nikke, NikkeCraft, PC, poll, Re:Zero Collab, Server, Special Recruit, Stream, trendy, update

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	187	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your socks off? Look no further than our crazy server! We have unicorns roaming around, pigs that can fly, and trees made of candy! Join now and explore our wacky world where the sky is purple and the ground is made of marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! With every 100 blocks you mine, a rainbow will sprout up in your wake. And for every creeper you defeat, a chorus of chickens will sing your victory song.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Dance Party with the Ender Dragon or the Costume Contest judged by the ghost of Notch himself! Plus, our special recruits include Emilia, Rem, and a free SR Ram – they’re dying to meet you!

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Download now and prepare for a wild ride!

ConfessCraft – Where Mines and Hearts Collide! #minecraftlove #confess2impress #blocktoyourheart’scontent

adhd, Arcade, Asexual, autism, awkward, Birthday Party, blocktoyourheartscontent, bowling, collide, confess2impress, ConfessCraft, confession, Dinner, ex girlfriend, final post., friendship, Hearts, horror movies, laser tag, love, mario kart, micro manage, MinecraftLove, Mines, Movie, Sexuality, situationship, super smash bros, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, until dawn, Volleyball

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Votes:	1059
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	813294
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my love life? Well, look no further than our crazy server! Just like my relationship with this girl at work, you never know what’s going to happen next. Join us for horror movie marathons, just like how me and my girl bonded over our love for scary flicks. And with players with ADHD and Autism (like me and my girl), you’ll fit right in!

But wait, there’s more! We have so many activities to keep you entertained, just like me and my girl going bowling, playing laser tag, and hitting up the arcade. And just like my awkward situationship with her, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server.

Join us for quirky fun, crazy friendships, and who knows, maybe even find your true love just like me. So come on in, grab your virtual sword, and get ready for an adventure that’s just as thrilling and unpredictable as my love life! Don’t miss out on our wild server – join today!

SpoiledBratCraft: Sensitive Boy, Ch.47

Boy, Ch.47, chapter 47, Character development, Coming of Age, Communication, emotions, Empathy, friendship, Insecurities, internal struggles, introspection, Izumi, Kanon, personal growth, relationships, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-perception, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, SpoiledBratCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only way to truly understand yourself is through building pixelated creations! Kanon is a master builder who will show you how to express yourself through blocks, while Izumi is just a clueless noob who thinks he can survive in this crazy world. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find out that diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Skanky Kangaroo Hops Minecraft Server – Jumping Edition

Edition, EDYCJA, Hops, jak, jebane kangury, Jumping, Kangaroo, kangury, Minecraft, Server, SKAKANIA DO GÓRY, Skanky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	185
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the server where jumping is taken to a whole new level…literally! We’ve got kangaroos jumping around like crazy, making everyone look like amateurs in comparison. Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of kangaroo jumping and become the ultimate bounce master!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. You can ride these epic pigs into battle against evil mobs while zapping them with lasers. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground city where llamas rule the land. They have built a llama empire and anyone who dares to enter their territory must pass the ultimate llama dance-off challenge. Trust us, you’ve never seen llamas move like this before.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and possibly question your sanity along the way. See you in the world of endless absurdity!

BlockParty420 – Twerking Creepers & Vibe Checks Galore in ‘/2434/ – にじさんじ’ Server!

BlockParty420, Checks, CONTENT, CREEPERS, discordfags, Galore, instagram, Language, multiple streams, Nijisanji, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji tools, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewer, Nijisanji Youtube channel, Official Members List, Server, streaming, Thread, tribalfags, twerking, twitter, Unofficial Nijisanji wiki, VIBE, にじさんじ

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft server where every player is a member of Nijisanji! That’s right, we’ve got virtual YouTubers streaming in game, making you laugh and cry with their outrageous antics.

Want to see multiple streams at once? No problem! Our server lets you watch all your favorite Nijisanji members at the same time. And if you’re wondering how to get into Nijisanji yourself, just show us the content you love and let us know if you speak the language of the branch you want to join. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar!

But beware, we don’t tolerate any shitposting, discordfags, or tribalfags on our server. So come join the madness, join the fun, and join the most entertaining Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the craziest virtual world experience of your life. Join now!

Toadally Epic Minecraft Battles – Just hop on ‘Battletoads’ Server! Ribbiting Fun & Adventure Await! #MinecraftMadness

90s gaming, action, Adventure, Amiga, Arcade, Await, Battles, battletoads, beat em up, Challenging, classic, co-op, Difficulty, Epic, Fighting, Found amiga, Fun, Hop, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pixel art, rare, retro gaming, Ribbiting, Server, Toadally, video game, what do

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut and taming a bunch of cows? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive amiga battletoads! Why do you need them, you ask? Well, legend has it that if you collect all the amiga battletoads, you will gain ultimate power and be able to control the weather in-game. Imagine summoning a thunderstorm on demand just because you found some rare toads! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful Minecraft player in the universe!

Minecraft Mayhem: Luci’s Lair 🔥👹 Join the Dark Side of Gaming Now! PvP, Ranks, Custom Builds, and More! #Lucifer #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

🔥 Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where even Lucifer himself would feel right at home? Look no further, because this server is where all the fun begins! 🔥

👹 Join us and see why the Jews fear Lucifer so much – maybe it’s because he’s always stealing their diamonds and building epic structures to rival the pyramids! Or maybe it’s because he throws the best parties in the Nether realm, complete with lava diving and zombie pigman karaoke! 👹

💥 But that’s not all – our server is so lit, it makes the fires of hell look like a backyard BBQ! We’ve got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, mine diamonds with your mind, and even turn creepers into fluffy kittens! And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – you’ll be diving into lava pits and fighting off skeletons for that sweet, sweet loot! 💥

So why wait? Join us now and see why even the gods of Olympus are jealous of the fun we’re having here! Who needs Mount Olympus when you can build your own empire in our server? Let the games begin! ⚔️🔥🎮