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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	7967
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	3892	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Votes:	3648	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	1099

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2948	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
New Chunks Explored:	546951	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	1514	Potions Brewed:	185
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!