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MangaMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of all the mainstream, fagotry-filled Minecraft servers out there? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the usual boku no hero, jjk, or one piece stuff.

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Ajin, The Fable, Under Ninja, Vagabond, and Berserk – the real deal without any fagotry in sight. Say goodbye to lolis and hello to intense, mature storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	7151
Potions Brewed:	119	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	6320	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5241	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3568
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.