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UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ores Mined:	1187	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	208	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1140
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	213
Mines Excavated:	3301	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	7507	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Votes:	1985	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Votes:	6916	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5235	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	3437
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!