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Stormy Lagoon VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Friendly, Lore, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9902	Crops Grown:	2737
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Feature	Hypixel	Stormy Lagoon
Server Version	1.8 – 1.16.5	1.19.3
Player Count	Very high player count	Smaller community
Game Modes	Wide variety of mini games	Vanilla gameplay
Plugins	Many custom plugins	Vanilla experience
Ranking System	Extensive ranking system	No ranking system

FAQs

Question	Hypixel	Stormy Lagoon
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Java only	Both Java and Bedrock
Is the server community large or small?	Large community	Smaller community
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Many custom plugins	Vanilla experience
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Extensive ranking system	No ranking system

resorto

Adventure, Boss Battles, custom spells, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, Guilds, Loot, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Resorto RPG is a new rpg server that includes fun farming, PvP, and boss battles to ensure that players fine the server fun.

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Fatality SMP: Where adults play Minecraft and dreams of being 18+ come true!

Adults, Adventure, building, Chill, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Discord, dreams, Exploration, Fatality, Fresh, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Relaxed, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, True, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6144
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Name	Fresh Vanilla World
Description	Completely Vanilla server with no mods or add ons. Player ran with no restrictions.
Requirements	Must be 18+ and chill/considerate.
Discord Invite	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server is completely Vanilla with no mods allowed.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: There are no restrictions, the server is player ran and open for all activities.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server using the invite link provided above for more information and to join the server.

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, competitive, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Gaming, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Nocturne, ONLINE, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, strategy, varus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic High Noon Event where you can ride into battle on a legendary Kayle mount, shoot arrows with Varus’ Legendary bow, and summon demons with Malzahar’s powers. But wait, there’s more! Akali will teach you the ways of the ninja, Nocturne will haunt your dreams, and Brand will set everything on fire (literally).

Our latest patch notes include adding a new dimension to the game where you can battle dragons and unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and explore hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And don’t forget to check out our PBE Patch Notes for a sneak peek at upcoming features like building your own spaceship and traveling to different planets in search of rare resources.

But that’s not all! Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see how you stack up against other players. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, use our Model Viewer to customize your character with the latest skins and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PixelEarth VS Hypixel

Adventure, Architecture, building, challenge, collaboration, Community, Cross-Play, dynamic, Earth, Economy, Engineer, Event, Exploration, imagination, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven, Quest, Redstone, smp, Staff, Survival, Veteran

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7756	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hypixel	PixelEarth
Large player base	Thriving community
Wide variety of minigames	Dedicated to SMP server
Frequent updates and events	Regular events and quests
Focus on competitive gameplay	Focus on creativity and collaboration
Robust anti-cheat system	Dedicated staff team for safety

FAQ:

1. Can I play mini-games on PixelEarth like I can on Hypixel? – PixelEarth is primarily focused on its SMP server for collaborative and creative gameplay, while Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games for competitive play.

2. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for having a large player base with millions of active users, while PixelEarth has a thriving and dedicated community.

3. Does PixelEarth have regular events and quests like Hypixel? – Yes, PixelEarth also offers regular events and quests to keep players engaged and provide new opportunities for fun and achievement.

4. How do the servers differ in terms of gameplay focus? – Hypixel focuses on competitive gameplay with its mini-games, while PixelEarth focuses on creativity, collaboration, and exploration in its SMP server.

5. Are both servers safe to play on? – Both servers prioritize player safety, with Hypixel having a robust anti-cheat system and PixelEarth having a dedicated staff team to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.

PlutoCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bounties, building, Challenges, Community, crate keys, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Quest, Raiding, Rewards, Shop, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and PlutoCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be laggy at peak times
Many minigames and game modes	Premium rank required for certain features
Frequent updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

”PlutoCraft”

Pros	Cons
Dedicated community	Smaller player base
Daily crate keys	Limited minigames and game modes
In-game shop	Less frequent updates

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?: A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to PlutoCraft.
Q: Which server offers more minigames and game modes?: A: Hypixel offers a wider range of minigames and game modes compared to PlutoCraft.
Q: Which server provides a more dedicated community?: A: PlutoCraft is known for its dedicated community.
Q: Which server has more frequent updates and events?: A: Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events.

Phloxnew VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, bedrock server, building, Challenges, Chill, Community, Connected, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Exploration, Guilds, multiplayer, newly opened, No Grief, Ranking up, Roleplaying, Survival, Unique, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Hypixel VS Phloxnew Server Comparison

Server	Pros	Cons
Hypixel	One of the largest Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of game modes Active player base and community	Can be overwhelming for new players Possibility of encountering toxic players

Server	Pros	Cons
Phloxnew	Newly opened server with custom-made features No-grief Survival mode Chill and welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel Limited game modes and features

FAQ – Hypixel VS Phloxnew

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of game modes. However, there are resources and guides available to help new players get started.

Is Phloxnew beginner-friendly?

Phloxnew is more beginner-friendly compared to Hypixel, as it offers a no-grief Survival mode and has a welcoming community.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community, while Phloxnew is a smaller, newly opened server.

Spot Games VS Hypixel

Active players, Adventure, Bedwars, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Mini Games, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Rewards, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, unique experience, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hypixel VS Spot Games

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Premium features available for in-game purchase
Regular updates and events	Sometimes experiences server lag due to high traffic

Spot Games

Pros	Cons
Dedicated community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular updates and improvements	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Accessible on multiple Minecraft versions	May lack the same level of polish and features as Hypixel

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Spot Games.

2. Which server offers more game modes?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to Spot Games.

3. Which server has a more dedicated community?

Spot Games is known for having a dedicated community.

4. How often do both servers receive updates?

Both Hypixel and Spot Games receive regular updates and improvements.

PublicSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, blocks, Builder, Community, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, Public, Realm, Roleplaying, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, Towny, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can be laggy at peak times
Regular updates and events	Can be competitive and stressful

PublicSMP

Pros	Cons
Proximity voice chat	Smaller player base
Community values creativity and teamwork	May lack the variety of games Hypixel offers
No need for mods	May not have as frequent updates or events as Hypixel

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to PublicSMP.

Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games compared to PublicSMP.

Which server is more community-oriented?

PublicSMP values creativity, teamwork, and fun within their community.

Which server has proximity voice chat?

PublicSMP has proximity voice chat that does not require mods.

MAJNR VS Hypixel

#creativeplay, CommunityBuilding, Cross-Play, FriendshipBuilding, FunTimes, Gaming, MajnrServer, Minecraft, multiplayer, OfficialCommunity, OnlineGaming, PlayerCommunity, PlayerConnections, PluginTesting, PvE, PvP, SandboxAdventure, socialgaming, Survival, Vanilla, VirtualWorld, Voicechat, YouTuberRecognition, Youtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	3282
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	6840	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Hypixel VS MAJNR

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of minigames	Potential for lag due to player volume
Professional server management	Can be overwhelming for new players

MAJNR

Pros	Cons
Official community server	May have fewer players initially
Focused on building community	Initial setup phase may have bugs
Potential for interaction with Majnru YouTubers	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

Overview of MAJNR Server:

“MAJNR” is an official community Minecraft server that was launched in response to player demand. The server aims to build a community of dedicated players who can collaborate and create together. It offers a unique opportunity to interact with Majnru YouTubers occasionally. While it may have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, it focuses on fostering a close-knit community and providing a more personalized experience for players.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5320
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	6386
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4968	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Farms Harvested:	201
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Items Found:	3333	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	1640	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?