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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1488 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!