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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

DayZPro.aternos.me

Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!