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Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Potions Brewed:	199
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Emeralds Found:	1236
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Emeralds Found:	7274
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	755

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Votes:	4948	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com