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ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	356582
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	760
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	71	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Votes:	7254	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	6862
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!