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BoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3401	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	4392
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5105	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	497838	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, here, Minecraft, now sit, now sit here, now sit it, now sit it here, now.., Server, Sit, sit here, sit it, sit it here

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2782
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.