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NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	653
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1829	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

Accurate, Authenticity, Candid, credibility, dependable, DETECTED, direct, factual, forthright, genuine, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Minecraft, no lies detected, Open, Reliable, sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthful statements

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	7421	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

Serenity server Minecraft

advice, Applications, Community, creativity, discord server, Gaming Community, gaming server, License, Mature Players, Minecraft, multiplayer, Owners, Projects, Serenity, small server, Vanilla Survival, Whitelist, whitelist application

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5323
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

⚡ About the Serenity server

After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

95.53.192.53

Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial topics, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender dynamics, identity politics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Race, race relations, racial dynamics, racism, Server, sexual preferences, social experiment, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, test

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

>Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

ajax, ATTACKED, AVIV, Beaten, Behavior, Confrontation, consequences, disgrace, European, Fans, football, goofing, gtMinecraft, hooligans, Lost, Maccabi, Maccabi Tel Aviv, match, Netherlands, Palestinian flag, punishment, smp, sports, TEL, thrown into the river, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.