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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4832 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
