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MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6699	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	8367
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6851
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	319
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	563676	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Votes:	7513
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?