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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6066	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	219
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	256
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ores Mined:	4988
Farms Harvested:	335	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!