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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly torn between two equally compelling but opposite factions – the Sheep Party and the Cow Coalition. Will you choose to protect the sheep from the evil clutches of the cows, or will you join forces with the cows to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime? The choice is yours (and it’s really not that serious, it’s just Minecraft).

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Wars, where players fight to the death using only blocks as weapons. We’ve had epic battles involving giant dirt fortresses, diamond pickaxe duels, and even explosive melon cannons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought in a Block War.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in our server, granting one lucky player the power of flight for 24 hours. Rumor has it that the unicorn is actually a disguised admin, but we prefer to keep the mystery alive (and the flying fun going).

So what are you waiting for? Join Centrists today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of Centrists, the only extreme we tolerate is extremely fun gameplay.