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NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

RegretCraft: No Rerolls

Choices, consequences, Guilt, hindsight, lamenting, lessons learned, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past decisions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, Rerolls, rueful, second guessing, self-blame, sorrow, wishing, wistful

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crops Grown:	8473
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.21.2, 24w39a, Carpet, Cosmetics, custom advancements, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, DiscoTPA, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, End reset monthly, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments enabled, flavor, Homes, latest snapshot, LGBTQ, Lithium, mailing, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, never reset overworld and nether, Pandamiums, Ranks, release server, Server, smp, Snap, Snapshot, Snapshot server, Snapshots, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Information
Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22)
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server?	It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
How often are updates released?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What features are currently available?	Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available.
What server mods are used?	Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.

Gift From God Minecraft Server

apps, creativity, Digital, digital art, editing, Enhancement, enhancement tools, FILTERS, gift, GOD, Graphic design, image manipulation, innovation, internet, Minecraft, photo editing, photography, Server, social media, software, Technology, visual effects

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, career advancement, coding, cybersecurity, data science, Digital Marketing, Entrepreneurship, freelance, future careers, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, online education, remote work, robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

CarBlockerCraft

aita, buddy, CarBlockerCraft, dick, driveway, Friends, home daycare, House, Kids, Legal, Neighborhood, Neighborly, not moving my car, Note, OWNER, parents, public parking, real estate agent, street parking, wrong foot

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

NormsNotForMe

Behavior, Beliefs, conformity, controversial, culture, customs, Etiquette, Individuality, Manners, nonconformity, norms, NormsNotForMe, peer pressure, Rebellion, social norm, societal expectations, society, tradition, unpopular, VALUES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1442	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

Active, application, bad, chest previews, Community, Crafting, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, food data pack, Friendly, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Poly, Polycraft, relationship, Semi Vanilla, smp, stonecutter recipes, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymore

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!